January 2012
2 tags
1 tag
i’m going to get crucified for saying this but: SOMETIMES the pit bull “community” really grinds my gears it seems so many people just jump at the chance to get insulted and defensive and don’t put thought into where they’re pointing their fingers like can we please just put aside how victimized our dogs (and by extension, ourselves) are and focus on what amazing...
1 tag
that post i made about how sad neopets look like someone farted in their face has 63 notes (at the time of posting this)
stares at tumblr
3 tags
6 tags
1 tag
2 tags
ow
1 tag
krisslakrass:
foo-n:
krisslakrass:
i was going to reblog this really cute dog video were this two dogs take something out of the printer and hand it to a guy
but the guy only gave one dog a treat so now im just like
WHY WOULD YOU JUST IGNORE THE OTHER……..
he…….looks really sad too omfg
AFSG THIS HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE WITH MY DOGS!! Everyone is like, ‘OMG LETS PET AND GIVE THE GREAT DANE...
3 tags
3 tags
3 tags
2 tags
mysterious-shota replied to your post: shotas are...
2 tags
burnthewitches replied to your post: at least...
3 tags
3 tags
1 tag
gets angry with self for looking like a twelve year old boy
2 tags
1 tag
Watchglasscatfigurine:
boomette:
amixedreality:
impercussis:
OH MY GOD THIS IS BACK YES
YESSSSS
screams
this video is a subtle metaphor for my life
3 tags
3 tags
5 tags
3 tags
1 tag
i should write a guide on “how to go from feeling fine to being a complete bawling mess over your mommy issues in .02 seconds!!!!!!!”
oh my god i need to draw
GIVE ME CUTE PEOPLE TO DRAW
1 tag
whenever people incorrectly spell ‘bawl’ and instead type a phrase like ‘i balled my eyes out’
all i can imagine is them getting teabagged in the face by an unpleasant pair of testicles until their eyes pop out?????
2 tags
momslilhellspawn:
list of things that should taste like bacon:
bacon
I found a really really great sexuality test. Post... →
“You scored 64 Heterosexuality, 49 Homosexuality, and 12 Asexuality!
You are either straight or bisexual (with an interest in the opposite gender) with a moderate to high sex drive. The higher your score in heterosexuality, the more you are attracted to the opposite gender. A higher asexuality score means that you place a bigger emphasis on the emotional aspects of a relationship and less on...
4 tags
1 tag
5 tags
2 tags
2 tags
I made the mistake of stumbling across some Catholic priest’s blog after he’d made a post comparing abortion to the Holocaust (no joke)
he already had a bunch of people on his ass about how that is wrong and terrible but there was a point i wasn’t seeing made so i asked him something along the lines of “I think men should have to get licenses before having children”...
1 tag
nid0queen:
i don’t believe i’ll amount to anything when i’m older, so why am i still alive.
has anyone ever noticed that sad neopets look like...
deadunicorns:
nickardly:
NICK.
what THEY DO
my mom expects me to do laundry at like 2 am...
uh no???? i was planning on going to bed at like 12 or maybe 12:30 tonight and that is also what time i usually lay down on most nights???? i have no idea where you get this idea from even
yes i don’t sleep well but staying awake until 3 in the morning =/= staying UP until three in the morning and i’m not going to do fuckin laundry when it’s 2 am and i am going to be trying to...
4 tags
2 tags
3 tags
3 tags
has anyone ever noticed that sad neopets look like...
1 tag
Dear Girl In Coffee Shop Wearing Black Leggings,
thearaxie:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
I would like to touch your butt.
Regards,
Robert
P.S - Here’s a picture of how I would touch your butt.
This is me all the time with girls in leggings.
if somebody came up to me and said exactly this with exactly those hand motions
i would let them touch my butt
1 tag
2 tags
4 tags
Trufax.
theon-stark:
blokeinabowtie:
brohirrim:
iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme:
ohio-is4-lovers:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
6 tags
6 tags
the cream of mushroom soup i had with my grilled...
1 tag
Why the friendzone is bullshit and self-proclaimed...
angels-and-angles:
As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…
“When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest things a girl can do, whether they mean it or not.”
and ”The perennial location of nice guys everywhere.”
...
2 tags
2 tags
