January 2012
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lame new years quiz I stole from Blu
1. What did you do in 2011 that you’d never done before?
I got a tattoo, I went to a club, I drank absinthe… I weighed my heaviest ever lmao
2. Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I don’t really do New Years’ resolutions :<
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Ah my cousin, but we’re not close??? HOWEVER my favorite...
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mintly:
My sister got a hermit crab for her birthday.
She named him Nicolas.
And the carrier that he’s in.
It’s
Nicolas’s Cage.
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my dad got an electronic keyboard for christmas
omg it sounds like there’s a black church in our living room
December 2011
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Mom: Now let's preheat this chicken. (trying to find automatic button on microwave) That's liquid.. that's veggies
Me: Mom
Mom: That's not it
Me: Mom do you want me to make this sauce or the bean dip or something
Mom: No that's not long enough, ugh no that's not it ....
Me: Are you talking to yourself
Mom: (carrying on to herself)
Me: MOM
Mom: (still talking to herself despite being five feet away from me and having heard me)
Me: MOM STOP
Mom: (continuing incessantly)
Me: (walks out)
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oncunt:
lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
jfc why am i laughing so hard
brokenribcage-deactivated201204 asked: you didnt draw me a fucking cat you dick.
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I held a baby for the first time on Kittensmas Eve
and I found pictures SO NOW I POST THEM
i didn’t want to cut out my brother’s girlfriend because seriously you guys look how pretty she is
IN WHICH WE BOTH ALL THREE OF US MAKE REALLY DUMB FACES
the baby’s name is Jasmine and she’s my cousin’s and I actually held her for like, half an hour without either one of us freaking out so I felt like this was a huge...
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omg i cant handle my dog right now
dad just called me into the living room
and andie was sitting there wedged between him and the couch arm with her head on his shoulder despite there being a lot more room to curl up normally between him and mom
just
jdjffdsfk she is so vicious viciously affectionate
my emotions were too much to post this to everydayandie (but I did get pictures heh)
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In the year 3000:
Music teacher: I'm going to teach you a traditional African chant
to the window
to the wall
til the sweat drips down my balls
all you bitches crawl
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My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
deadunicorns:
fuckyeahitsayme:
megaluuu:
rune-midgarts:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
what
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Op going away gift for...
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why is it those melster marshmallow snowmen look...
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mysterious-shota replied to your post: nick stop...
NO YOU’RE NOT MY MOM >:(
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actually inked (the majority of - one of blu’s kitties’ heads is missing) the cats I drew for ambur and blu
want to scan what’s done as a sneak peak/proof that i’ve actually worked on them
papers and books piled onto scanner
too lazy to move all of it
eats cheetos instead
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oh no nick's posting opinions on serious thingsss
it really pisses me off when people, especially people who haven’t been a victim of it, make a big fuss over the word “rape” being used without a trigger warning (without descriptions of assault - just the word)
because I don’t think these people comprehend what a trigger really is? yes some people may be sensitive to the word “rape” moreso than others...
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kiana-m:
kats-in-space:
cocokat:
hanakatsumi:
caffeineandcarpaltunnel:
pepsie:
jellygay:
msgryz:
Once upon a time, I was flying back from vacation with my parents. My dad, sitting in the window seat, was staring outside. He suddenly grabbed my arm, pointed out the window, and this glorious thing is what I was greeted by:
…Yep.
The End
OH MY LORD
Oh nature
angels get...
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faaaack
my stomasch/abdomen hurts too much for me to want to g3et out of bed
but laying in bed is making me sore everywhere
gtftfg
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nope I lied no kitties today
grandma had to reschedule so we’re going another time
goes back to bed rolls over and dies
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go to sleep feeling like poopoo
wake up feeling like the world is ending YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH
too damn bad body you can’t ruin my day today because today i go with my mom and grandma to a kitty cat shelter (my grandma is thinking abougt getting a cat) (MAYBE MOM WILL CAVE AND LET US GET ONE???)
and i am not going to let feeling like i am going to die ruin seeing kittens fuck you
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Watchburnthewitches:
what I do when I’m lonely
jesus christ amber
just
come here and l;et me hug you
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who likes kitty cat anime
The whole seasons of both Chi’s Sweet Home and Chi’s New Address with English subs on Youtube. I didn’t upload them, I’m just linking to the playlists I saved because those are the most convenient links for me to post?? YOU’RE WELCOME I’m going to fall asleep to adorable kitty cat animus now my tummy hurts
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Nick
burnthewitches:
nickardly:
burnthewitches:
nickardly:
burnthewitches:
….do you have something to tell me
#why didn’t you do those cats yet #you bastard
but……nick……………………………………………………………………..but.. i’m sad :(
but.. amber…………
ur face is too [retty to be sad :)
;o;;;; you do love me after all!!
I SEE HOW IT IS you only think i love you if i draw you kitties >:(((((((
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I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
burnthewitches:
hi
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the epitome of almost every deep and artsy tumblr...
insert the obligatory post in which I openly complain about detesting humanity despite being a contributing part of its flaws in order to give myself a leg up and assure myself that I am better than everyone else so as to cope with my crippling inferiority complex
also preaching about equality makes me look educated and cool to the social justice train but in reality I am just using it as a way...
